I received a call today from my sister who just happens to be babysitting Dani these days while I am at work. The phone call started like this, "Oh let me tell you about your daughter". Any phone call that starts like that involves a good story (be it good or bad, it's a good story).
Apparently Dano wanted to give the phrase "asses to elbows" a new meaning.
My sister had company over to the house, while she's conversing with this fellow, she hands Dani to Mark (aka Uncle Krusty). Dani starts up the farting (though that's not unusual) and continues to do so until somethin'-somethin' came with the air! Cue the exit of guest who wants to avoid the mess, smart move. As you might guess, she had a blow out of epic proportion. EPIC. As usual, the menfolk gag and run, it's okay, apparently this was gag-and-run-worthy. Did I mention EPIC? Gabe was sent for a bag, Mark was the official baby wipe warmer, poor sis was the cleaner-upper.
Dano, the EPIC pooper had a hefty bowel movement that came out of the diaper, sides and top; proceeded to fill the onesie so that it went up to the shoulders and down and out to the elbows. Ass to elbow!
What I want to know, where was she storing all that poo??!!
1 comment:
Good times I tell ya! She is a little pooper..eh trooper LOL! I am glad she felt better after that one. It was EPIC!
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